Funny Boyfriend and Girlfriend Quotes

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Yeah, and it brings much more satisfaction than breaking just a heart.

2

Believe it or not, all boyfriends are idiots.

3

Now you decide which is worse.

4

Such depth in those words, no? Say this to your partner and leave them guessing what you meant.

5

Well, then all couples would be termed 'unstable' if that were to happen. Not too motivating, right?

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That's a wise decision, I must say.

7

What love can be truer than that?!

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Let me just warn you that this is a very accurate test, so don't be disappointed with the results.

9

If you point out their plus points, you should most definitely point out their downsides.

10

Yeah, so would I. Families are weird, you know, they might scare him off.

11

You know you're in love. You just know.

12

What is with men and all their cheating? Oh they say women are complicated!

13

That sounds hilarious and actually very practical.

14

Yeah, just 'in a deeper voice' is more important.

15

Ah, love is a funny feeling.

16

That is true at these days.

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Yeah, because you know the world would say, 'What the hell were you thinking?!'

18

Some people just don't like the fact that handing over your phone to your boyfriend or girlfriend is the actual meaning of trust these days.

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Now do you get the trick?

20

What an honest boyfriend you got yourself, girl.

21

WOW! Mine does that, too! *high five!*

22

Sometimes, I wonder why our hearts aren't as big.

23

Make sure you take care of that, because the consequences are BAD.

24

This couldn't be explained better. Man, these funny boyfriend girlfriend quotes are so meaningful.

25

Boys? It's time you come clean.