Funny Quotes About Flight Attendant

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Well, asking for help would work, too...
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Not to scare you, but I hope one of those ways isn't leaving my body here.

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The landing is ALWAYS scary.

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HAHA! That would be difficult at a time like that.

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They'd do that for us? How nice of them. *being sarcastic*

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Not only in the compartments, feeling like everything inside people has shifted, too.

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Just being honest, eh?

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They'd give us cushions as compliments. How generous!

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Well, that passenger would never really know for sure.

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We can't blame some adults at a time like that, you know.

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Sometimes I wonder, jokes apart, doesn't it actually wreck the plane's insides when it lands so roughly?

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Well, they've got to have fun, too, right?

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A good-looking crew may change your mind about the flight.

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I'd leave something very valuable for her: a feedback.

15

This is the best "No Smoking" message I've come across.

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This is one of the funniest flight attendant quotes that I've seen.

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Flight attendants are most comfortable in the sky.

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That must be a tough job.

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I seriously envy the amount of traveling these flight attendants do.

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The outfit does look uneasy for some flight attendant crews.

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And mostly, good flight attendants do make a difference.

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I wish I had that freedom to fly, too.

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That's really great.

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The last phrase made me laugh out loud! A good way to warn the ladies, though.

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No wonder these flight attendants have seen countless stories of every corner of the world.